I absolutely love living a double life. In fact I am considering living a triple life. I know not that many people even live a double life. But imagine how awesome a triple life would be, three different wives. Three different sets of kids. And now a days with how families are set up, I probably wouldn’t have to support any of them. I could make sure my wife was a working woman. Um excuse me I mean wives.

Yeah, I’m getting a little ahead of myself. Right now all I should worry about is my second wife. I’ve been dating this girl for about a year and a half now. She doesn’t know I have a wife since I never wear my ring with her. I’m going to buy her the exact same ring as the one I have for my wife. That way my ring will be a perfect set. I only need to buy one ring. Unfortunately that ring was very expensive when I got it. And I am very broke.

But I was able to find a way to get money. I could get it in car title loans. There are auto pawn loans available in San Diego, California. Since I live in Escondido right now that is very convenient. What was even more convenient was that I could get fast cash without the credit check. And my wife would never be able to find out I took out the loan.

I got this big promotion too. So that means much bigger paycheck. Of course I’m not about to tell either of my wives.

Anonymous

Escondido, California,

By the way Escondido is near, Chula Vista, Coronado, Tijuana, San Diego, and Oceanside.